|Rated at||144 lbs. (65 kg)|
|First appearance||Punch-Out!! (1987)|
|Rank||#1 Minor Circuit1|
#2 Minor Circuit2
|Wins by KO||10|
Nicknamed "The German Steel Machine", Von Kaiser is a militant German ring veteran and also a boxing teacher at the military academy but is a novice challenge for Little Mac. He is easily stunned and floored with one of Mac's big uppercuts. However, Kaiser can still attack with his flurry of left and right uppercuts, but with any skill at all his celebration will be short lived. In fact, Von Kaiser can be defeated simply by alternating left and right punches to his face after he misses an uppercut. Unlike most opponents, you can alternate left and right punches until he falls down; usually the limit is 5 or 11. As shown in Punch-Out!! on the Wii, he suffers some emotional trauma, stemming from when he was beaten by a group of children in one of his boxing classes.
Von Kaiser first appeared in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! in 1987 and after years of absence, he returned in the Wii installment of Punch-Out!! in 2009. Kaiser has also been featured as a Hasbro action figure and in a Topps trading card series.
Punch-Out!! featuring Mr. Dream (1987–1990)Edit
|Rated at||144 lbs. (65 kg)|
|Rank||#1 Minor Circuit|
|Wins by KO||10|
Von Kaiser made his first appearance on the 1987 Nintendo Entertainment System game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! as the second opponent in the Minor Circuit. Kaiser didn't pose much of threat for the player, and some people even find him easier than Glass Joe. For being ranked one higher than Glass Joe, he should be at least as hard as him, and the gap between them is even larger in TD Mode. He'd mostly use ordinary hooks but would after a while start using uppercuts too. He'd shake his head before a punch and after he's used his uppercut, he'd be knocked out automatically if Little Mac used a super uppercut against him. He has the same body as Great Tiger.
|Rated at||144 lbs. (65 kg)|
|Rank||#2 Minor Circuit|
|Wins by KO||10|
Von Kaiser appears in Punch-Out!! as the second opponent in the Minor Circuit. Here it was revealed that he suffers emotional trauma as a result of being defeated by children. During a match, he defends his face fully, but because of his trauma, he'll take a peek and cry: "mommy". When peeking, the player can punch his face to earn a Star. Star Punching him at any moment where he's open will knock him to the ground instantly. Kaiser also regained his previous attacks from his previous appearance. Here, he is voiced by Horst Laxton, and speaks legitimate German.
Funny Trick: Von Kaiser usually leaves gaps in his stance. Continually attack him in the head or the stomach, making him not attack you. Once he starts blocking your attack, attack the opposite body part. When he goes to the side and laughs at you, quickly hit him to get a star punch. When you run out of hearts, dodge a attack to replenish them and then pummel Von Kaiser when he's dazed with your punches. You can try the KD trick here and knock him down instantly if you have a star punch. A better demonstration can be found here.
Instant KO Trick: When he is cowering, and then peeks out to say "Mommy!", use a three-star uppercut. Not only do you win the fight really quickly, but his face gets badly damaged.
Instant KD Tricks: There are two ways that he can be instantly knocked-down, both of which requires a star. The first is very simple: Stun him and then use the uppercut. The second is by doing the same thing as the OHKO trick, but only with a one- or two-star uppercut.
- Left Jab: Von Kaiser's basic move. He twitches his head to let you know it's coming and then he punches. You can duck or block it, like Glass Joe's Left Jab. You can also punch him when he twitches his head to get a Star Punch.
- Right Uppercut: Von Kasier bends over to the right, says a small word in German while cocking his head, and punches. This attack is very simiular to Glass Joe's Right Uppercut. You can't block this attack. You can only dodge it. You can also hit him when he twitches his head to get a Star Punch.
- Mommy: After you Star Punch him or daze him (at times), Von Kaiser will cover his face and cower. You can't punch through his defense. Wait until he pops his head and says "mommy" before punching him, where you can get a Star Punch. Also, if you have a Three Star Punch, use it on him when he says "mommy" for an OHKO.
- Laugh: Von Kaiser only does this when he keeps on blocking your punches. He will dodge your punch, moving towards a corner, and laugh at you. If you punch him, you'll earn a Star Punch.
Von Kaiser returns in Title Defense to try to take Little Mac's title. His attire changed little, except for a military haircut. He also got over his emotional trauma and learned to fake out his opponents. He adds a charge attack which can be dodged by reading his movements. Some of his uppercuts are accompanied by the sound of a shotgun being fired. He no longer gets knocked down by a single Star Punch, and to add insult to injury, it doesn't even do much damage, like most Title Defense opponents. Additionally, his uppercuts will sometimes get faked and he will dodge some punches, and he has a new attack that is nicknamed the "Von Kaiser Wave". It's a OHKO attack, but it's ridiculously predictable, so dodge to the opposite direction of where he is coming at you, and, to stun him, hit him to what side he is on. Later in the fight, if he dodges a star punch, he will respond with an uppercut of almost impossible speed.
Instant KD Tricks: There are two. The first is by using a three-star uppercut while he's stunned. The second is by using any uppercut, after you found all the star opportunities.
- Von Kaiser Spin Attack (AKA: The Kaiser Bomb): After being knocked down, he stands back up, punches his head multiple times and yells "ATTACKE!" and then does a spinning punch in one general direction. It is a dangerous move to contend with in early attempts at the match, but later on, It's more predictable and all you have to do is dodge to the other side, but dodging the wrong way or staying in the middle will result in an instant Knockdown. At times, he goes to the back of the ring and does his battle cry, and then attacks multiple times in a row.
- Fast Right Uppercut: Von Kaiser's orginal move except much faster and stronger. If you punch him quick enough after he talks, you could get a Star. If he is going to attack for real, you'll hear a shotgun go off.
- Delayed Left Uppercut: Von Kaiser steps to right and laughs at you, and then punches. This is a especially tricky move becuase it takes him so long before he punches. If you time it right, hitting him when he finishes speaking will give a Star Punch. If he's going to attack for real, you'll hear a shotgun go off.
- Fast Jab: A Cuckoo sounds, Von Kaiser says "Cuckoo", and then punches fast. Can be blocked.
- Jab: Von Kaiser's orginal cocking of the head and then punching attack except that it is a tad bit faster and stonger. If you hit him when he twitches his head, you can get a Star Punch. Jabs work better for the star.
- Fake Fast Right Uppercut: Von Kasier says his line in German and moves to the right but dosen't punch you as a fake. If you punch him quickly after he speaks, you can get a Star Punch. You'll know this is fake because you won't hear a shotgun go off.
- Fake Delayed Left Uppercut: Von Kaiser steps to the left and says a line in German but doesn't punch. You can punch him quickly after he speaks for a Star Punch. You'll know this is fake because you won't hear a shotgun go off.
- Laugh: Von Kaiser only does this when you use a star uppercut when he isn't stunned or when you perform a delayed jab as he recovers from a stun. (They are considered 2 seperate moves, so earning a star for both counts as 2 stars for the 7 star challenge.) He will dodge your punch, moving towards a corner, and laugh at you. If you punch him, you'll earn a Star Punch.
- Win the fight and land EVERY punch thrown!
- TKO Von Kaiser... in under a minute!
- KO Von Kaiser throwing only 5 punches!
- Win the fight and evade EVERY Spin Attack!
- Win the fight without dodging or ducking ANY fake uppercuts!
- Find 7 different ways to earn Stars.
Punch-Out!! featuring Mr. Dream (NES):
- "I was a boxing teacher... at the military academy!"
- "I'll teach you a lesson. You will fall down!"
- "Surrender! Or I will conquer you!!"
- "Your punch is soft... just like your heart!"
- "Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine! Mein Name: Von Kaiser!" meaning "I am a fighting machine! My name: Von Kaiser!" (during intermission in contender)
- "Kuck-uck! Kuck-uck! Deine Stunde hat geschlagen!" meaning "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Your time is up!"
- "Achtung!" meaning "Attention!"
- "Ich geh nach links, Ich geh nach rechts, ha ha ha" meaning "I go to the left, I go to the right ha ha ha." (contender winning animation)
- "Weitermachen!" meaning "Keep going!"
- "Wo bist du denn? Mami!" meaning "Where are you? Mommy!"
- "Hilfe!" meaning "Help!"
- "Oh nein..." meaning "Oh no..."
- "Oh hilfe!" meaning "Oh help!"
- "Ich: Deutsche Präzision. Du: Windmühle!" meaning "Me: German Precision. You: Windmill!" (during title defense intermission)
- "Das ist Boxen Little Mac, und kein Tantenkaffee!" meaning "This is boxing Little Mac, not a tea party!"
- "AAAATTACKE!" meaning "ATTACK!" (seconds before the Kaiser Bomb explodes)
Doc Louis Tips:
- "Hey, Mac baby. He twitches before he punches. Watch out for his attack!"
- "Hey, Mac baby. Teach Von Kaiser a lesson. Send him back to boot camp!"
- "Hey, Mac baby. Wait here. I'm gonna get you a chocolate bar. I'm just kidding. I think I'll get one for me."
- "You gotta butter Kaiser with you jab. Then toast him with your Star Punch!"
- "Hey, Mac. Von Kaiser used to be a fighting instructor. Maybe he should have been the student!"
- When Kaiser gets all wound up, he's gonna knock everything outta his way! Just dodge, son!
- Von Kaiser's theme in all of his appearances (also used for Super Macho Man and Great Tiger in Punch Out!! featuring Mr. Dream) is a part of the classical composition "Ride of the Valkyries ".
- His visual appearance may have been inspired by Wilhelm II, German Emperor during WWI.
- Contrary to popular belief, he is not the only character to have facial hair as well as have head hair. The other boxers are Piston Hurricane, Gabby Jay, Bob Charlie, and possibly Great Tiger (A small strand of hair was seen hanging from his turban in the arcade SPO).
- For unknown reasons, even though he got over his emotional trauma in Title Defense, Von Kaiser still seemed to quake as if reliving a traumatic experience in between the matches in Title Defense.
- He's the only opponent in the game that has a KO attack that is impossible to counter, not even with a three-star uppercut.
- Von Kaiser's one-hit knockdown move in Title Defense mode is referred to in-game as a "spin punch" (not to be confused with Super Macho Man's version). Fans have taken to calling it "The Von Kaiser Wave" after a special move used in the Fatal Fury and King of Fighters game series, used by Wolfgang Krauser and Rugal Bernstein.
- In Title Defense, it is possible to hit Von Kaiser with a star punch without him being in a stun. Dodge any of his attacks, and if a star punch is performed, he won't try to dodge but gets scared instead.
- Of the challengers of the Minor Circuit, Von Kaiser has come the closest to training seriously for a match (As Von Kaiser was at least seen trying to teach his students boxing, which in a way is similar to training. Glass Joe mainly just ate bread and drank Coffee in Paris, Disco Kid seemed to just disco and party all the time, and King Hippo spent most of the day eating, and the rest sleeping.).
- Von Kaiser is placed below Disco Kid in Punch Out! for Wii, but he has the best record in the Minor circuit. It's possible that Von Kaiser was a good boxer until he was beaten by his students, sending him down the ranks in the process, simply out of his prime, or got beaten by Disco Kid.
- If you use a Star Punch after dodging an attack, he will say something that sounds like "Heil Hitler!" (Although what he actually says is "Oh hilfe!" as shown in the quotes.
|Punch-Out!! (1984)||Glass Joe · Piston Hurricane · Bald Bull · Kid Quick · Pizza Pasta · Mr. Sandman|
|Super Punch-Out!! (1985)||Bear Hugger · Dragon Chan · Vodka Drunkenski · Great Tiger · Super Macho Man|
|Punch-Out!! (1987)||Little Mac · Doc Louis · Glass Joe · Von Kaiser · Piston Honda · Don Flamenco · King Hippo · Great Tiger · Bald Bull · Soda Popinski · Mr. Sandman · Super Macho Man · Mike Tyson/Mr. Dream|
|Super Punch-Out!! (1994)||Gabby Jay · Bear Hugger · Piston Hurricane · Bald Bull · Bob Charlie · Dragon Chan · Masked Muscle · Mr. Sandman · Aran Ryan · Heike Kagero · Mad Clown · Super Macho Man · Narcis Prince · Hoy Quarlow · Rick Bruiser · Nick Bruiser|
|Punch-Out!! (2009)||Little Mac · Doc Louis · Glass Joe · Von Kaiser · Disco Kid · King Hippo · Piston Hondo · Bear Hugger · Great Tiger · Don Flamenco · Aran Ryan · Soda Popinski · Bald Bull · Super Macho Man · Mr. Sandman · Donkey Kong|